This article, Guano, was written by Mectrixctic. Do not edit this article without the writer's permission if you're going to change major things, like background or personality. Feel free to edit if you're correcting spelling/grammar mistakes or enforcing canon.
This article about an evil penguin made out of poop is a low quality article. Please edit it to make it a high quality article, with pictures, more sections & even more to expand this article as much as possible!
— Random Penguin to Guano
Extreme stench, can absorb anything and shoot it back out, can morph into any shape he chooses
A sore nose, and irony
Food and water
Dryness, vacuums, toilets, sponges
All but smell. His hearing and touch have been drastically reduced since the incident
Pretty high, considering that poop doesn't have a brain
He knows what it takes to rob stores
Depending on how big and stinky he is, he can destroy a lot.
Guano is an evil penguin. His real name is William Pecker. William was a store robber who was running away from the police, when he fell down a sewer manhole. The sewer was full of chemicals flushed by Ernie. The chemicals caused William to fuse with the sewage turning his body into, well, poop.
Being 90% water, he can mold himself into any shape he chooses to, go inside penguins via their mouth or nostrils, and strangle them from the inside (although they'll probably die from the stench first). If he gets dehydrated then he is immobile.