“ | YOU STINK! | ” |
— Random Penguin to Guano
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Guano is an evil penguin. His real name is William Pecker. William was a store robber who was running away from the police, when he fell down a sewer manhole. The sewer was full of chemicals flushed by Ernie. The chemicals caused William to fuse with the sewage turning his body into, well, poop.
He is in a group called the Potty Party
Being 90% water, he can mold himself into any shape he chooses to, go inside penguins via their mouth or nostrils, and strangle them from the inside (although they'll probably die from the stench first). If he gets dehydrated then he is immobile.